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A cowboy, typically black, who lassos the booties of children, typically male, before ramming a 1473 degrees Kelvin iron rod into their shit box. This seals the anus by melting the flesh. This was a very common practice for ridding the Midwest of faggotry during the late 1800s to early 1900s.
So sad how booty wrangling is frowned upon now. Look at how many faggots are walking around! We need a Booty Wrangler to go wrangle some booty and make America great again.
by LoyalEmployee October 10, 2019
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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