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A magical place built on the fantasies and grand delusions of Conservitards and Libertardians where equal economic opportunities abound for anyone capable of working hard enough to make their wildest dreams of unlimited wealth accumulation come true.

A place where finite resources and labor market thresholds are just liberal conspiracies that interfere with success.
Typical Liberal: "Damn, it's really hard trying to make ends meet now that I've been fired for being drunk on the job, maybe I should go on unemployment, food stamps, or government assistance forever."

Conservitard/Libertardian: "Well maybe you should get off your drunk ass and come on down to Bootstraptopia and get yourself a STEM field career you lazy entitled piece of shit!"
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
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