Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
1. Something that is very adorable, usually a cat.
2. The sound that is made when jumping on a spring filled mattress that has a large amount of blankets on it.
3. When someone runs off as fast as physically possible, usually a cat.
2. The sound that is made when jumping on a spring filled mattress that has a large amount of blankets on it.
3. When someone runs off as fast as physically possible, usually a cat.
1. This is my little Boosk. He is the fluffiest Boosk.
2. (jumps on bed) Boosk. (makes Boosk Noise)
3. My Boosk is
2. (jumps on bed) Boosk. (makes Boosk Noise)
3. My Boosk is
by Littlebat10 February 04, 2019
by David Ephram June 18, 2008
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

