One individual member of a group of Boondock Saints. Not one guy with two girls where they guy "fire fight"s the two girls. It makes no sense because one, Agent Smecker wasn't a boondock saint, and two, he was a homosexual so he would't do that to two girls.

the south side of bakersfield, ca, just north of, sometimes including, rexland acres and greenfield.

To enter a state of vigilantism, dealing out justice by your own judgement, and ignoring the law in the process. Referes to the movie The Boondock Saints.

Boondock Taints is exactly the same in everyway as the cult classic movie Boondock Saints, except for a few minor differences. For one, all the actors are replaced by their taints; that is, the anatomical area found between the scrotum and the bottom. The phrase, "I'll go all Boondock Saints on yo ass" meaning you will give them a thorough beating is replaced by, "I'm gonna kick you all in the taints. The Boondock Taints." This is self-explanatory.

Boondock Taints is perhaps one of the most thematic, gritty and hard-hitting films featuring taints that you will ever be likely to see.

The act of lighting up a cigar or cigarette simultaniously with another Saint.

When you're in a devil's three-way and both men ejaculate on the girl's face simultaneously, Boondock Saints style.

"...So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be..."

A good but not great movie. People who don't know anything about movies think its one of the greatest movies of all time. It has cool parts and its better than average, but there are about a billion better movies. I would rather kill myself than watch this again and Ive watched it about 3 times. If you think this is the greatest movie ever it just means you dont pay attention to certain aspects of movie direction and you are not quite a film buff. its ok though, because being a true film buff prevents you from enjoying 99% of movies. but just because you fantasize about enforcing justice yourself with guns does not mean the movie is good. you might as well say transformers is good because you fantasize about having big robot friends. just because you like the concept doesnt mean the actual movie is good