What you yell upon hearing what contemporary Texas country douchebags have done to country music. Being a Texan and yelling this is not uncommon. No one cares about your country slut girlfriend!
Bert: They’re having a concert down at the local honkytonk.

Me: by who?

Bert: Koe Wetzel

Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!
by ZachAttack94 May 14, 2021
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Stronger than normie strenght but weaker than retard strenght. The one weekness to boomer strenght is coronavirus.
Madeline: I can't seem to open this jar of pickles
Geogre: Go see granpa joe
Madeline: Why he's a old man
Geogre: Yes but he has boomer strenght
by xdWaph April 21, 2021
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When you text a boomer, and they answer your text by calling you. Quite often, boomers will reference some or all of the content of your text

in their call, while simultaneously sounding like they haven't read it. Reasons for boomer texts range from laziness, to lack of basic smartphone awareness. Boomer texts can be very annoying as the person sending the text could very well be in a loud environment, or just not have time to talk on the phone. The boomer however, is inconsiderate of possible circumstances why a person chose to text them instead of calling, and places their own convenience as top priority.

Example

Millennial texts boomer: I'm gonna make a run over to Jack in the Box.. you want anything?

Boomer calls: Hey, so you're going to Jack in the Box?

Millennial: ...yeah... did you not read my text?

Boomer: oh yeah I just got it.. well go ahead and get me a (burger and fries)
I just asked my old man to text me the address of the hotel he's staying at so I could navigate to it, and he boomer texted me. Just called and told me what restaurants are nearby and what the outside of the building looks like. - no address
by Addison Sparks April 27, 2021
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When a corporeal thing or asset holds no intrinsic or monetary value, but is considered highly valuable or priceless to the Boomer who possesses said thing or asset. See antique forest green colored furniture, grandfather clocks, and old dinning ware.
I saw on the Facebook Marketplace a 50 year old floral printed couch Boomer valued at $1,000.
by RieuxRising January 26, 2021
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When you match with someone on tinder with dreamy eyes and the greatest beard. A feeling to behold.
Wow, Andreas is really setting off these Boomer Vibes.
by Shibbyshabshib May 27, 2019
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