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When you cum on your girls upper lip and brush it with your pubic hairs, henceforth making a white and gray mustache.
Bill: Damn girl, i want to get in bed with you and make a Boomer Mustache
by Yahboi_Skinnypenis December 09, 2019
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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