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To abuse any licit or illicit substance via insertion into one's rectum.
Dude, I just saw Brian boofing some booze last night at a party. Rad!
by Beans n rice October 20, 2013
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Honestly, I don't know what it means but some kid in my Italian class keeps on threatening to do it to the teacher
Gerry wants to boof Signor Vita
by Bitcharoux April 06, 2019
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To insert your drug of choice into your rectum to take advantage of the higher absorption rates found there as opposed to the stomach. Typically done with pills and liquids.
Person 1: You ever boofed a roll?
Person 2: I'm a nasty motherfucker.
Person 1: Nuff said.
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
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Something that is whack, shitty, dumb, or fucked up. Used to describe objects, people, or shit you dont want to do.
"AJ's car is boof as fuck" or "That homework we got is Boof AF"
by swagdaddykeeks February 22, 2012
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To stick something up your butt, generally drugs but can include anything.
The only way to do E is to boof it.

Where'd the kitty go? I boofed it.
by booferson March 24, 2008
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Strong ass Weed, the type of shit that knocks you on your ass
I don't want friends, I want Audis (what?)
Smokin' on boof and it's Maui (ayy)
-Smokepurpp
by #253 October 11, 2018
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