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A person who speaks to you, but their eyes are on your boobs instead of your face. Some men do it habitually and don't realized they are "boob talkers".
"How is the weather outside?" As you look to the person who queried, you notice their eyes are directly down at your chest. They then connect with your eyes, but then somehow wander back to your boobs to finish the conversation. This conversation is not with my mind, it is with my chest. It is with a boob talker.
by Amazonlily October 08, 2012
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018