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A person who is very subtle or sneaky when it comes to looking at a female's breasts.
Used as a compliment by males and a warning or an insult by females.
Used as a compliment by males and a warning or an insult by females.
Girl1: Bob said that he didn't masturbate. He's so lying.
Girl2: I dunno. Maybe he's telling the truth. I mean, I've never seen him look at a girl's boobs before.
Girl1: That's because he's probably a boob ninja.
Girl2: I dunno. Maybe he's telling the truth. I mean, I've never seen him look at a girl's boobs before.
Girl1: That's because he's probably a boob ninja.
by Littleman29 February 24, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018