Top definition
Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.
Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.
by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
2
A purple gorilla who interacts with you as your friend! it only works on Windows XP and older windows
Have you ever heard of Bonzi?
Who is Bonzi?
Bonzi is a Purple gorilla who can be your friend and interact with you
Nice
Who is Bonzi?
Bonzi is a Purple gorilla who can be your friend and interact with you
Nice
by DjordjeTheMaker August 10, 2020
3
1.) The coolest fucking guy that ever existed not only on the planet Earth, but the entire universe.
2.) A purple monkey that plants spyware on your computer while he dances.
2.) A purple monkey that plants spyware on your computer while he dances.
1.) Bonzi is such a fucking d00d.
2.) Dance Bonzi dance!...WTF...I was just busted for downloading pr0n!
2.) Dance Bonzi dance!...WTF...I was just busted for downloading pr0n!
by Not Bonzi July 02, 2004
5
A bonzi is someone who snorts loads of coke fucks underage girls and asks friends to bury money with him so he can take it.
by Bonzo7762 June 22, 2020
6
Bonzi's are cool and loving people. Once you find a bonzi don't let him go he's one of a kind. Once a bonzi falls for you he will have a hard time not thinking about you. bonzi's are usually shy and try to stay away from people, they can tell whenever someone is good or bad when they meet them. Bonzi's usually try to go above and beyond what is expected of and will always try to out do other people so don't feel bad if they do better than you