A sticky bonobo is when your penis is glazed with sperm

An old man or woman with crusty and disgusting features. Usually people that look like they never bathe or look like they have been beaten down by a baseball bat.

Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.

Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.

The last name of the famous Slothshath. If he is is called without this word, he will summon the wrath of the sloth army on you. Better beware.

When someone does something so ignorant it is beyond belief, commonly used among League of Legends players.

When you're so excited to go out with a chick that you just know you're gonna bang that you're like a Bonobo ape: Just walking around with an erection just waiting to go crazy on her.

Humans shake hands to greet. Bonobos have sex. Bonobo handshaking- having sex.