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A Bonner is gay, usually a flamboyant Scene Queen as well.
Bonners are funny, intelligent, gentle people despite their often outlandish appearances.
Neal: "Which one is Bonner?"

Bob: "Come on, you can't miss him, he is the bear that brought that beard home last week to meet his parents."
by Pretty Boy January 21, 2010
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Yea It's Actually A Last Name And Some Dumb A** People Think It's BONER. Bonner Sounds Like Bonn-Ner. Boner Is Bone-Ner.
Kid 1: Hey You Know That New Kid?

Kid 2: Who?

Kid 1: (First Name) Bonner

Kid 2: Yea I Know That Dude
by MusicNTattoos August 09, 2009
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to epically and actively flake out all the time
to fear follow through
to make an effort to contradict one's words
to bail repetitively
She said she's coming, but she'll probably just bonner again.
by the kids you ditched April 17, 2012
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Bonner (bawh-ner) verb.

Bonner, or to be bonnered. The act of jerking a man off with his own pocket pussy. Also assosciated with the Dutch Bonner and double Dutch Bonner.
Man that dude really bonnered the shit out of me last night.

Hey man will you Bonner me?
by super taco January 30, 2014
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Code name for a boner. Normally you say this to disguise the fact that their is an irregularly large bump in your pants.
Paul: Dude, I've got a huge bonner right now.

Army Pete: What do you mean bonner?
by Bobby, Bernie, Paul July 05, 2008
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