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Former capital of Germany. Had to give up the status for Berlin when Federal Republic of Germany and German Democratic Republic were reunited. Lies with the infamous seven hills from snow white. Romans called it "castra bonnensia".
Bonn, the little captital for a break.
- F. KΓΌppersbusch
by Pags2k January 01, 2011
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Bonn derives from the word 'bint'. It became 'Bonn' when some people pronounced the 'i' in bint like an 'o'. it has since then evolved into BONN.

(it is also the last name of Terri Bonn)
Some random : 'Look at this! I can jump off this and live!'

*he falls, breaking his legs*

Me : 'Oh, you really are a Bonn'
by Jake Neale February 23, 2005
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Bonn a very handsome and attractive asian "man" yes a MAN. He is extremely smart and kind. And he is very good in bed just going putting that out there and did i say smart? i hope i did because that's literally the definition of what a bonn is. Bonn is a very funny person and the type of person every man should aspire to be, I know I would !! (not Bonn writing this at all) Bonn can be very childish yet very mature. He has brown beautiful eyes just to die for his collarbone are hot just saying hubba hubba hhhhhhh. Bonn as you may now know by now is quite the catch but the only kind of person he fits perfectly with is Kiara you should read about her Kiaras are extremely cute and kind af a very good match fyi.
Damn that guy is perfect hes such a Bonn!!!
by Doodles3 December 16, 2019
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