Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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1.Rare insects found only in Lacon, Illinois in '97.
2. Discription given by socially ackward gangley guys to describe an unknown insect that is pestering him, while smoking a cigarette.
3. Something Jake Bo will always chuckle at.
Ah!! OH MY GOD, NO!!! BONKEYS!!! AAAGHHH!!!
by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
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The word refers to an african american attempting to be white (aka honkey + black= BONKEY)
That brother at harvard university is a bonkey
by marc dean November 20, 2003
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Bonkey is a word derived from the aincent Lorgia language from the language classes of Hipperholme.

Directly translated into English it means:
a person who models ther lives on the teachings of the great nan of german classes.

The Beliefs of a bonkey.

Bonkey is a word derived from the aincent Lorgia language from the language classes of Hipperholme.

Directly translated into English it means:
a person who models ther lives on the teachings of the great nan of german classes.

The Beliefs of a bonkey.

A 'bonkey' believes in the teachings of the Great Nan of German classes. Once a year 'bonkeys make the sacred pilgramage on the sacred lorry to Alabama with a dead fish on their lap.with many toasters as an offering of hope that one day the stapels of planet Baxctergingernettonugget may come to E
While in Alabama the bonkey surrounds a cacti arth and challenge Noel Fielding to a war of style .While in Alabama the bonkey surrounds a cacti arth and challenge Noel Fielding to a war of style
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Ginger German teachers are exeptionally big bonkeys
by Lucie Clay January 01, 2008
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Term of endearment for someone with a high sex drive. The original word comes from a cross between a monkey and a bear. The Japanese created a pet doll called Monchichi which is modeled after this animal - originally stemming from a region around the Aral Sea. Bonkeys are known to have extremely high sex drive and cute, round faces.
He was excited like a bonkey.
by FrankieR77 September 29, 2009
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a Honkey from Alabama...a Bama Honkey
Did you see that muddy pickup truck filled with dudes without shirts on? It had an Alabama license plate...what BONKEYS!
by Amazon Emily April 13, 2006
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