The act of getting completely crunk (usually with bankers club) and going wild then passing out
Eric- "Hey Finn look at Timo, I think he got to bonkers because he just pissed on Tom's rug and now he is asleep"
by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009
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when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk
dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.
by charlie brooks November 29, 2007
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Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .
My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.
by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009
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any social gathering that is crowded, fun, and well organized and executed. most commonly used to describe a party, club, or concert.
can usually be interchanged with: hoppin', off the hook, happenin'.
yo, that party last night was bonkers!
by mia sara May 03, 2006
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