A soon-to-be step-dad who tries acting like a father figure even though he's never had kids and calls the mother "babe" around her kids. Makes extremely cringy and awkward compliments. Thinks he understands kids.
by AntiLGBT May 08, 2020
The stage your penis is in after ejaculation. Its not as strong as a boner but not as soft as a semi. its a bonie. Or another word for morning wood.
by gerardtb June 09, 2009
C: Who was the second band you watched at Warped tour?
S: I have no clue dude, I was bonyed that whole fucking day!
S: I have no clue dude, I was bonyed that whole fucking day!
by CerSer August 05, 2008
by C~track June 20, 2007
by lissa d. April 07, 2007