Urban Dictionary: Bongoled

BONGOLED- A state in which even the basic of tasks simply can't be completed; you achieve this state via hitting a fat bong

"yo bro, I'm fuckinnn bongoled!"

"Load up another bowl let's get bongoled"

by SquishyPrincess February 22, 2017

An instrument designed by the Bongoloids used in meme warfare

When the Bongoloids crested the hill, they unleashed the almighty, intimidating sound of the Bongol

A weapon used in meme wars by the bongoloids

When the bongoloids crested the hill, they unleashed the power of the bongol upon us

The act of drunkenly staggering around the city looking for your car, because you can't even remember where you parked, that's how drunk you are.

I heard Stanley was so drunk, he spent the whole night bongoling before falling asleep outside the grocery store.

by Lemonade141 December 02, 2019