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A boner caused by pure rage and hatred
Last week when the team lost Stephen popped a bonger that lasted about an hour
by ?1119 October 14, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a person who uses what is called a "bong"
That bonger used up my weed!
by lyka April 18, 2003
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An adjective used to describe a person who smokes large amounts of marijuana.
He is such a pot head, he is completely bongers.
by mal_tez92 October 15, 2009
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greatest last name granted to a person. Usually resides in a man cave, playing madden. Very fun name to say. Ladies flock to anybody with this last name.
-What are you doing tonight?
-Hanging out with bongers bro! Gonna play some madden in the man cave.
by Juggans August 30, 2010
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One who is severely lacking in hair, teeth and brain cells. Yet continues to think they’re a beast.
Hey, get a load of that Bonger, I’ve seen more hair on a newborn!
by FreedomWilkinson October 24, 2018
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A Lady's Chest Appendages, especially when generously proportioned. Usually "Bongers" are bigger than Bongas or Honkers or Hooters, sometimes by a significant factor
Jeezus! She's got a serious set of Bongers on her!
by GManIOM September 02, 2018
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