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A boner caused by pure rage and hatred
Last week when the team lost Stephen popped a bonger that lasted about an hour
by ?1119 October 14, 2018
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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a person who uses what is called a "bong"
That bonger used up my weed!
by lyka April 18, 2003
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greatest last name granted to a person. Usually resides in a man cave, playing madden. Very fun name to say. Ladies flock to anybody with this last name.
-What are you doing tonight?
-Hanging out with bongers bro! Gonna play some madden in the man cave.
by Juggans August 30, 2010
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An adjective used to describe a person who smokes large amounts of marijuana.
He is such a pot head, he is completely bongers.
by mal_tez92 October 15, 2009
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One who is severely lacking in hair, teeth and brain cells. Yet continues to think they’re a beast.
Hey, get a load of that Bonger, I’ve seen more hair on a newborn!
by FreedomWilkinson October 24, 2018
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