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Taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one's mouth area covered in bong water.

Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.
Bro 1: Damn dude that was a Huuuge rip... I think the biggest of my life yo...
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty
by Captain Bongbeard December 03, 2013
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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