Urban Dictionary: Boneritis

Boneritis

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

by Ninjasurfer June 21, 2007

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Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 03, 2019

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boneration

A penis that is in a state of erection

It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

by Cody (wdw_) December 19, 2003

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with a boner

a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.

1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning

chuck: with a boner

2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face

random guy in the background: with a boner

tanner: (chuckles)...never mind

by the trevmeister November 15, 2011

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Boner

when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is

Jack: Yo you got a boner dude!

John: I know. That watermelon over there is pretty sexy
Jack: ...

by Marley :) June 24, 2017

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Boner

You penis's version of a thumbs up.

*3 very sexy girls in one room*
Mark:My boner is telling me that all of them are a good choice.

by Jon200105 February 25, 2013

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