When something is so outrageously awesome, it feels like multiple simultaneous boners. While this can be applied to anything, the majority of instances are used to describe incredibly attractive women.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

1. A feeling so great that it is like having multiple erections at the same time.

2. A synonym for sausagefest.

3. A synonym for awesome.

When you're horny and ready to fuck, you're in Boner City.

Popular 80's term referring to the massive boners given by donkey-zebra-Hulk Hogan cut-out sex acts.

When something is so great that it causes a boner.