by urbih December 10, 2019
When a man/boy is sexually aroused and their (penis) moves in an up motion causing the pants to (bulge).
(Finn): Tracy is so hot. She always gives me a boner.
Jack: Me too. Last night, I had a wet dream about her and Amy.
Han: You guys are so right but youre missing someone out.
Jack & Finn: Who?
Han: (Sabrina) of course! She's (so sexy)...Keeps giving me boners.
Jack: Me too. Last night, I had a wet dream about her and Amy.
Han: You guys are so right but youre missing someone out.
Jack & Finn: Who?
Han: (Sabrina) of course! She's (so sexy)...Keeps giving me boners.
by Panda who loves sex May 17, 2020
A boner is a car that barely runs and consistently brakes down leaving the owner at the side of the road
Hey man you heard what happened to Dan?
He bought a complete Boner last night and spent the evening in a police foil blanket at the side of the road!
He bought a complete Boner last night and spent the evening in a police foil blanket at the side of the road!
by Rosi_sport May 24, 2019
by Division November 30, 2019
An erected penis, so large it will poke you in the eye, come back out and fly up your girlfriends arse.
by VitaminX May 13, 2006

