When a man/boy is sexually aroused and their (penis) moves in an up motion causing the pants to (bulge).
(Finn): Tracy is so hot. She always gives me a boner.
Jack: Me too. Last night, I had a wet dream about her and Amy.
Han: You guys are so right but youre missing someone out.
Jack & Finn: Who?
Han: (Sabrina) of course! She's (so sexy)...Keeps giving me boners.
by Panda who loves sex May 17, 2020
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A boner is a car that barely runs and consistently brakes down leaving the owner at the side of the road
Hey man you heard what happened to Dan?
He bought a complete Boner last night and spent the evening in a police foil blanket at the side of the road!
by Rosi_sport May 24, 2019
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when a mans penis grows to it’s full size when his girlfriend does something cute
“omg Ella i’m getting a boner
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Did u see my boner when i was doing my presentation in class today?
by Archenemy June 03, 2020
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A time when the blood in ur body rushes to ur penis making it hard. When this happens u masterbate
I have a boner did
by Iwasinurmom May 21, 2021
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An erected penis, so large it will poke you in the eye, come back out and fly up your girlfriends arse.
Man, I've got such a boner, that XXX movie was fantastic
by VitaminX May 13, 2006
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