Boner

A racial slur for dead pepole/skeletons.

guy:hey that skeleton is a real boner! guy2:what?

by AlexThePie May 2, 2021

Boner

A very inconvenient sudden hardness in the man’s dick. Some may say these happen when the man is aroused but it is really when he has to stand up and present something very important to many people.

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan: Can I bring my desk

Teacher: Ryan how about you go next.

Ryan with boner: Can I bring my desk

by CEO of Screaming April 27, 2020

Boner

A extra bone on the human body that only male's have. It has the ability of appearing and disappearing whenever the male is exited. the "boner" sometimes doesn't appear when it's supposed to, for example, it always appears in class presentation and never when you're actually going to have sex.

Male 1: dude, i had a boner yesterday on the middle of a class presentation, everyone was laughing about it...
Male 2: aw man, i was hitting it up real nice with this girl but it decided to disappear on the middle of the action man.

by Creeper, aw man! July 17, 2019

Boner

Boner means an erected pennis.
It's called like that because it reminds a bone when it's hard.

John was watching to much porn in his computer, so he got a boner.

by Urban Dictionary September 30, 2007

Boner

When u see somebody hot and ur penis gets stiff

Bob got a huge boner when he went to the strip club

by ThatOneGuy6109 May 26, 2014

Boner

Another way for saying someone is being lame or no fun

“Ya wanna go out tonight?”
“Nah”
“The hell why not?”
“Because I got homework”
“Oh come on that’s due in 2 days it’s just one night don’t be a boner!”
“Fuck you fine”

by Gubby clitoris January 12, 2022

Boner

A slang, band term for a trombone. Usually followed by the phrase "Can you blow my boner?" or rather.

"What do you play in the band?"
"Oh, the boner"
"Can I blow it?"
"No, me first"

by inufan_7 September 7, 2008