When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.
Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!
by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017
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a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place
"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"

"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?

Fuck yeah!!"
by stinkytaco May 16, 2010
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when you bend your dick left you get a random wish
random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner
by BLISS PATCHES March 09, 2021
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To experience random, non-provoked boners as a result of not masturbating for a long time.
No-nut-November is really getting to me man. I'm already getting withdrawal boners.
by joethenotsohoe November 01, 2017
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When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 08, 2020
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When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 08, 2020
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1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words

2. Someone who gets horny while reading

3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.
1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!

2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"

3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
by The Inedible Llam January 09, 2014
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