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I was sitting in social studies doing my work then my crush Ashley got up and bent over the desk in front of me. I sat there staring at her ass and didn't realize I had a big boner. She sat back down and looked at me and smiled then turned around. I looked down at my boner and bit my lip. Thank goodness I was in the back of the class. I unzipped my zipper and took my boner out. I looked to see if there was anyone looking and slowly started jacking off. I moaned softly and the teacher stared at me for a moment then looked down. I went back to jacking off but then my hand gir tired. I rubbed it with the desk and bit my lip. I had so many waves of pleasure go thru me then I came under the desk with a loud moan and everyone stared at me.
by mlpgod June 09, 2017
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I sat in class bored
I started thinking about my crush and got a boner. I tried hiding it by sliding it under the desk but felt pleasure when I did that. I took out my big boner and slid it under the desk again and bit my lip. My teacher looked at me weirdly and went back to his work. I went faster n moaned quietly. There were so many waves of pleasure going thru me right now. I moaned loudly as the class looked at me with wide eyes when they saw all my cum on the desk and my penis.
by mlpgod June 09, 2017
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A hardening of the penis when secually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk
by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017
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When u see a hot girl and want to smash you get this big thing that goes up 10 inches.
Damn I got a boner when I saw the D'amelio sisters.
by Bonehead5000 February 24, 2020
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When the penis expands to it's full length in size
Kiersten : Hey Jake we need to stop by the supply room and get a few things before we start work.
Jake : Ok i'll help you!
Kiersten : Hey baby don't let me fall from this ladder!
Jake : Wow touching your ass and legs gives me a Boner!
Kiersten : Well let's not let it go to waste!
Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Chad : What The Fuck Is Going On In Here?
Kiersten : Nothing were just getting some supply's!
Chad : Then why is Jake's dick sticking out of his pant's?
Kiersten : Oh Jake honey your Boner!
Steve : Hey guy's what's going on? Wow Jake nice Boner!
Chad : Well Jake since you got that big Boner why don't you let Steve suck it!
Jake : FUCK NO!
Chad : Fuck Yes or your both FIRED!
Jake : Fine!
Steve : Oh Boy! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Jake : Ohh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh god this is disgusting to watch!
Chad : O GOD DAMN Im getting a Boner myself! Hey Kiersten wanna suck me?
Kiersten : Go suck yourself!
Chad : Well I guess i'll have to fire you!
Kiersten : Fine! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Jim : Hey what in the God Damn hell is going on here!
Chad : Hey Jim just having a little Boner fest!
Jim : Chad I would like to see you in my office please!
Chad : Well looks like ive gotta take care of Jim's Boner now back to work assholes!
by SlopNChop June 24, 2018
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When the penis grows large due to a sexual arouse!
Chad developed a Boner when Kiersten released her long blonde hair from it's bun!

Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him!

When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!
by SlopNChop January 12, 2017
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