when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is
by Marley :) June 24, 2017
by Jon200105 February 25, 2013
What occurs when blood rushes to the penis, causing it to stick up. it is also possibly the worst thing to get before a school presentation.
by Sapphire Flames February 15, 2011
Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!
by SlopNChop August 31, 2020
A hardening of the penis when secually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk
by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017
Kiersten : Hey Jake we need to stop by the supply room and get a few things before we start work.
Jake : Ok i'll help you!
Kiersten : Hey baby don't let me fall from this ladder!
Jake : Wow touching your ass and legs gives me a Boner!
Kiersten : Well let's not let it go to waste!
Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Chad : What The Fuck Is Going On In Here?
Kiersten : Nothing were just getting some supply's!
Chad : Then why is Jake's dick sticking out of his pant's?
Kiersten : Oh Jake honey your Boner!
Steve : Hey guy's what's going on? Wow Jake nice Boner!
Chad : Well Jake since you got that big Boner why don't you let Steve suck it!
Jake : FUCK NO!
Chad : Fuck Yes or your both FIRED!
Jake : Fine!
Steve : Oh Boy! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Jake : Ohh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh god this is disgusting to watch!
Chad : O GOD DAMN Im getting a Boner myself! Hey Kiersten wanna suck me?
Kiersten : Go suck yourself!
Chad : Well I guess i'll have to fire you!
Kiersten : Fine! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Jim : Hey what in the God Damn hell is going on here!
Chad : Hey Jim just having a little Boner fest!
Jim : Chad I would like to see you in my office please!
Chad : Well looks like ive gotta take care of Jim's Boner now back to work assholes!
Jake : Ok i'll help you!
Kiersten : Hey baby don't let me fall from this ladder!
Jake : Wow touching your ass and legs gives me a Boner!
Kiersten : Well let's not let it go to waste!
Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Chad : What The Fuck Is Going On In Here?
Kiersten : Nothing were just getting some supply's!
Chad : Then why is Jake's dick sticking out of his pant's?
Kiersten : Oh Jake honey your Boner!
Steve : Hey guy's what's going on? Wow Jake nice Boner!
Chad : Well Jake since you got that big Boner why don't you let Steve suck it!
Jake : FUCK NO!
Chad : Fuck Yes or your both FIRED!
Jake : Fine!
Steve : Oh Boy! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Jake : Ohh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh god this is disgusting to watch!
Chad : O GOD DAMN Im getting a Boner myself! Hey Kiersten wanna suck me?
Kiersten : Go suck yourself!
Chad : Well I guess i'll have to fire you!
Kiersten : Fine! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Jim : Hey what in the God Damn hell is going on here!
Chad : Hey Jim just having a little Boner fest!
Jim : Chad I would like to see you in my office please!
Chad : Well looks like ive gotta take care of Jim's Boner now back to work assholes!
by SlopNChop June 24, 2018