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when a guy wakes you up in the morning by pushing his boner against your back
girl 1: *yawns*
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john woke me up at 6am today with a boner alarm
by hg520 September 27, 2019
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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