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A Bone Collector is a female that has to have a long lasting, forever relationship with every man she dates, talks to, speaks to, or has sex with. The Bone Collector will hold on to old boyfriends or love interests even if she has a current boyfriend or that person has a girlfriend. The Bone Collector will typically interfere in the current relationships of the bones(men) she has collected through the years. The Bone Collector often has low self esteem, so she collects and stores up bones to build a false sense of security. FYI-some men are Bone collectors.
Jason: Dude, are you still talking to Sharon? I thought you broke up with her five years ago.
Michael: We did break up five years ago,but the chic stills calls me for conversation and sometimes favors. Btw... She has a boyfriend!
Jason: Are you guys getting back together?
Michael: No, I've been trying to get back in with her one time, but she says that we can't, but she still calls. She just likes to have me accessible when she wants to dig me up.
Jason: Sounds like she's the dog and you're the bone! Word around town is that she does this to all her male associates. Man, that chic is a Bone Collector!
Michael: We did break up five years ago,but the chic stills calls me for conversation and sometimes favors. Btw... She has a boyfriend!
Jason: Are you guys getting back together?
Michael: No, I've been trying to get back in with her one time, but she says that we can't, but she still calls. She just likes to have me accessible when she wants to dig me up.
Jason: Sounds like she's the dog and you're the bone! Word around town is that she does this to all her male associates. Man, that chic is a Bone Collector!
by Cillybee January 05, 2011
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
2
"Someone digging up your past skeletons to pick on you with, simply because of their own character flaws."
"Damn he's collecting her bones to pick a fight, smh he needs to grow up and quit being a bone collector"
by YelaSyr August 04, 2020
3
An emotionally damaged chick that engages in a plurality of one-off sexual excursions with known and/or unknown men in order to:
A)Find herself.
B)Erase a previous lover.
C)Write her own episodes of "Sex In The City."
Because there is no relational context and ultimately is risky behavior, the bone collector's kind offer should be met with appropriate measure of suspicion in order to counter the seemingly ideal "no strings attached" sexual encounter that non-discerning men find difficult to deny.
(There's nothing worse than getting phucked while you're getting phucked.)
A)Find herself.
B)Erase a previous lover.
C)Write her own episodes of "Sex In The City."
Because there is no relational context and ultimately is risky behavior, the bone collector's kind offer should be met with appropriate measure of suspicion in order to counter the seemingly ideal "no strings attached" sexual encounter that non-discerning men find difficult to deny.
(There's nothing worse than getting phucked while you're getting phucked.)
"Yeah ever since______, "Y" has been on a sexual rampage.
The other night, she tried to take me home, but I told that bone-collector, "E.T. no bone gnomes."
The other night, she tried to take me home, but I told that bone-collector, "E.T. no bone gnomes."
by pedro con carne March 24, 2008
4
"See that chick over there, I heard she's fucked about twenty dudes, she's a real bone collector."
"Me and my boys just ran train on this chick. She's a fuckin bone collector."
"Me and my boys just ran train on this chick. She's a fuckin bone collector."
by Meat Dismantler March 20, 2009
5
A man who hooks up with girls for the primary purpose of increasing the number of people he has slept with.
Bone Collector: "I'm the Bone Collector and I'm gonna bone collect her!"
BC's Friend: "You are a douche"
BC's Friend: "You are a douche"
by hortesque March 15, 2009