A sexual act performed on a subject in which a baseball bat is shoved inside the recipients anal cavity. Causing them to scream “strike three!” quite intensely.

Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond means literally fuck all. Use it in response to an awkward silence, a queef or to your nan!

Came about when me n my best mate were high watching Kitchen Nightmares, "Deluded Chef BOILS a Burger!" and I smashed the phrase "Big Bond themes" from Peep Show with "boiled burgers" and out came Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.

The strongest type of friendship between people whether you've met them or not. They stand up for you over everything and will always resolve arguments. Always up for trolling people and especially the Sonisphere Facebook page and will never leave your side when you need them.

Pair Bonding is used as a term for two side by side DSL internet connections. This could get you double the internet speed. Sadly this kind of connection can't be configured on long range DSL connections like ADSL. It's VDSL only and anything above.

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children

a gay guy, selfish, stupid and rude AKA a jerk