basically the real life version of Levi Ackerman. further proof that midgets make the best military leaders.

The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.

The process by which you wrap your dick up in a crepe. You then ram it into your girls asshole until you are ready for the money shot. You pull out and then have her finish you off. For proper completion she must eat the entire crepe.

French midget who has some MASSIVE male camel toe in every portrait that has been painted of him.

The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.

Somenone who continues gambling untill he loses everything he won and sometimes extra

Fictitious medical condition popularized in a series of erotic novels. Female sufferers of the Bonaparte Syndrome require vigorous sexual intercourse or can die from a condition resembling congestive heart failure. Named after famous nymphomaniac Pauline Bonaparte, sister of Napoleon Bonaparte.