A boland, or bolandiumii in plural, is a fungal infection that affects the tissue around the lavia for the woman. The infection does not affect males.
Its symptoms are as follows,

1) Cough, Headache
2) Sweaty pubic area
3) Foul Smell (like rotten eggs)
4) A blotchy rash (yellow to orange in complexion)
5) Pussuiles (spots of underlying puss)

Doctors admit that there is no cure, and CERN estimates that 1 in 150 people in the British Isles have this.Treatment is available, but due to the scraping off of the scabs, and the loss of parts of the lavia, many learn to live with "The Boland"

The type of sex you have when your on your period...through the butt.

A person who gives too much to someone

1) a serious suck up
2) an absolute pleb
3) clicks their fingers at people all the fricking time

Pooping frequently at an inopportune moment.

a word that derives from the Swedish translation of the word ball pit ball meaning ("ball") and pit meaning ("land") and is much like the the ball pit a boland is a place for games and recreation the difference being that the boland is in most cases funded by the government to provide a playful environment for teenagers with underdeveloped learning capabilities

A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.