The psuedo-sexual act of a women lying on her back, arse in the air then the man rests his balls on her anus and waits for her to fart. The resulting fart 'boils the eggs'.
Greg "Did you get any last night?"
Steve "No the missus was tired so I had her boiling the eggs."
Greg "How was that."
Steve "Remarkably pointless."
Steve "No the missus was tired so I had her boiling the eggs."
Greg "How was that."
Steve "Remarkably pointless."
by T19 July 10, 2010
The act of placing your testicles on the anus of a farting man or woman so as they jiggle like eggs in a simmering pan.
I came home early from the shops only to discover my husband about to boil his eggs on the bum hole of Mr Carstairs, our next door neighbour.
by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013
by utgb September 03, 2012
A boiled egg is when a man grips his scrotom tightly, to tighten the sac up before inserting it into the receivers ass or pussy.
by Dave Gillespie September 04, 2006
by tatomuck1 November 25, 2008
by Egg Boiler January 02, 2015