Adjective: Synonymous with smegma or dick cheese.

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

An erect penis. The term "boehner", also known as a synonym of "boner", was inspired by current Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Republican John Boehner. This has been partially attributed to Boehner's perpetual artificial tan, which is often likened to the hue of a blood-filled erect member. Boehner, like his fellow corporate-controlled Republican allies in Congress, seems determined to oppose and obstruct everything President Obama does. In order to show opposition to this unjust perpetual brinkmanship, a growing movement has advocated use of the term "boehner" in everyday conversation, arguing that Speaker Boehner is, quite literally, a "dick."

State of arousal experienced by a weeping man.

Origin: German

Meaning 1: To cry in public places in order to get what you want from your political followers.

Meaning 2: Gay sex between closeted Republican homophobic politicians.

A Boehner (pronounced Baynohr) is a blunder, a stupid mistake.

To fail, specifically when victory is guaranteed on one's present course. To change one's actions when they were achieving the desired result.