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A mystical dong of astronomical proportions far greater than any rival pekker.
-god must have had a bodenhammer, How else would he have created mankind.
- my teacher told me that if i was just as tall lying down as I was standing up than that ment I had a bodenhammer.
by Fanny fiddler May 04, 2020
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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