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Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.
Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.
by Marc April 04, 2005
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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A younger sibling, a weak-minded person, or simply a retard.
Williamo: I don’t have enough V.C. to upgrade

Maf: You’re a bobért
by dr gummy September 11, 2019
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Term used to describe an old Gay Man , with cock breath .
Don’t be a Bobert. Next time. Brush your teeth after visiting a glory hole
by Durango August 20, 2019
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Bobert is the person you can trust with your life and rely on for literally everything, they will help you with everything and always have your back
Bobert is a total legend
by Its a bannnnnanana October 07, 2020
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He is a god not just any god a god of godly power and he is invincible no one shall take bobert
by February 25, 2021
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A cool guy, gamer, loves tech, has a small group of good friends, funny, has trouble fitting in, seems weak but is very strong beneath the surface, has a fair ammount of patience and may even have a secret admirer. Pretty good looking in the face and has a fair amount of weight to him.
Friend: "How's it going, Bobert?"

Bobert: "It's going pretty good!"
by BobertTheRobot February 21, 2017
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