It is rare that a lot of people can successfully practice this philosophy. Before one can covert to Bobbyism, they must have an IQ that is higher than that of an Asian's. To practice Bobbyism, one must follow these laws, and it is strongly recommended that one can easily relate to these laws should they become a faithful Bobbyist, and hopefully make it to the Heavens of Bobby.

The 9 Laws of Bobbyism:

1. School is the easier than your mom.

2. Never start on an assignment until the last minute. Sometimes, one (the Bobbyist) should take this literally.

3. Not studying = Passing all exams/tests/quizzes.

4. Troll daily.

5. Should one have haters, they mustn't care at all.

6. One must be a computer genius; they must know every single thing about computers.

7. One must be desensitized to even the worst thing on the internet.

8. One must visit 4Chan.org frequently, or just sit on their tush all day on the computer.

9. Success shall be obtained without effort.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

An action that warrants a "goddamnit bobby!"

Typical happens to guys named Bobby. Usually involves doing/ saying things that no normal person would do or say. Is typically something very abstract and unusual, and when it happens your only reaction is to think “WTF” because of how weird it is.