The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).
Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019
The act of having your penis dismembered by an ex. Named after Lorena Bobbitt after she sliced off her husband's penis
by Venerable white dragon January 27, 2019
A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.
by Ainolketta February 18, 2005
by gigi q October 23, 2007
by Lorena April 20, 2005
When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.
by Billy January 26, 2003
One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge
by serendipitous October 17, 2012