A Nickname for someone (anyone) named Robert, but only for those special enough to deserve to be called that. And Especially if you're cute !

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A Bobbert is a small, elusive, woodlands creature with an appetite for all that is Doritos. Having a keen sense of 'n00b detection', he can identify new creatures to his domain in an instant. Using his magical leprachaun wings, he flies from tree root to tree root, hitting branches with his head along the way. According to recent studies, he has a primitive worship cycle in which he worships the 'Great Cheese'

Car stealing pimp/frog!! no one expects the frogs!!! omg!! he stole my car!! :D

siamese twins named "bob" and "robert"