as in:

Larry: "Hey Bob, did you watch the BME pain olympics"
Bob: *shivers and begins to cry
Larry: "Yeah, its really gross. I couldn't wank for two weeks afterwards. It was stuck in my head."
Bob: "Why would that guy chop off his dick? or hatchet his balls?"
Larry: "No one knows. We can only hope it was fake."

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

Are you going to the bme bbq

Brad (to a good looking female): I got third row seats to the World Series from my uncle. It was a great time.

Craig: Brad, you were top row at Spring Training

Brad: Craig, shut up.

Craig: What man? I'm just pointing out the BME.

when jenny fell over it was like the b.m.e

Did you catch the hot new beats BME been pittin' out?

"Dude, did you get that link to BME I sent you?"
"It fucking made me cry"