Urban Dictionary: Bme

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Bodily mutilation extremnists- People who cut or stretch or do anything else to fuck up their body. This includes self-castration, amputation, skinning, genital mutilation etc.

The BME pain olympics is an example of people inflicting pain on themselves particulary on their genitals.

as in:

Larry: "Hey Bob, did you watch the BME pain olympics"
Bob: *shivers and begins to cry
Larry: "Yeah, its really gross. I couldn't wank for two weeks afterwards. It was stuck in my head."
Bob: "Why would that guy chop off his dick? or hatchet his balls?"
Larry: "No one knows. We can only hope it was fake."

by Dr. Vag November 27, 2007

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cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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Bme

A huge online community of fans and practitioners of body modification. centred around the website bmezine.com and its community iam.bmezine.com.

Are you going to the bme bbq

by Dede November 12, 2003

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BME

An exaggerated fabrication of a real life event used to enhance an otherwise boring story.

Brad (to a good looking female): I got third row seats to the World Series from my uncle. It was a great time.

Craig: Brad, you were top row at Spring Training

Brad: Craig, shut up.

Craig: What man? I'm just pointing out the BME.

by cad281 August 29, 2009

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b.m.e

best moment ever

when jenny fell over it was like the b.m.e

by peaceoflondon August 30, 2009

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bme

Black Market Entertainment. Lil' Jon & Lil' Scrappy's record label. Members of the BME Click.

Did you catch the hot new beats BME been pittin' out?

by Lil Sam February 27, 2005

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BME

Body Modifcation Extreme. Run by the same people that created bmezine.com, bmevideo.com is a vomit-inducing site that depicts amputation of genetalia among many others horrible videos.

"Dude, did you get that link to BME I sent you?"
"It fucking made me cry"

by Zaknafein December 23, 2007

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