A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.

A disaster caused by the reckless bluster of one person or a group supposedly in command of a situation.

A joining of the terms 'blogosphere' and 'clusterfuck', a blusterfuck is a fevered avalanche of blogosphere activity, usually in response to a big news story. As the number of stories multiply, bloggers increasingly engage in bluster and attempts to outdo each other in their analyses.

to fuck a really fat chick cus she has rolls and more cushion for the pushin.