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A person (male or female) that found out someone is smoking and is going around them and waits to see if they can get a hit or asks for one. Usually tries to act unaware of the people smoking to seem like they don't want any but are actually fiending.
by Onmygrudge November 08, 2015
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018