Definition revised, disregard previous definition. A blunkie is: the act of receiving oral sex while relieving oneself of excrement. i.e. getting a blow job while taking a shit anytime anywhere.
Josh decideed to grab a magazine and spend some quality time in the bathroom, when his woman surprised him with a blunkie.
by R & R September 06, 2006
Yooo bro last night I smoked a blunkie and the relaxation was so profound, I got a glimpse of true NIRVANA!!!!!
by high grade specialistttt April 30, 2011
A Blunkie of the stars, from Bro-hio.
Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves
Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves
by Sandthrower January 27, 2018