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Tactics, prizes, and incremental inducements offered with the sole purpose of initiating a blumpkin from one's partner.
To achieve his ultimate goal, Peter knew that he needed more blumpkindling than sweet compliments and the roses he had given his girlfriend, so he stashed a teddy bear in his bathroom and planned the perfect moment to call her in.
by Marcookski January 20, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018