The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.

A king of Blumpkins that can make anyone give them one through suavness ans tact.

Someone who gives a lot of blumpkins.

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.

facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )