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To sit on the can and take your morning shit while recieving great head from someone who likes the smell of a mans dick and shit at the same time.
by Pigboy June 13, 2005
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A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl
Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?"
Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"
Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"
Ryan-"exactly"
Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"
Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"
Ryan-"exactly"
by Tre Bay Locc Dogg September 18, 2009
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Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"
by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009
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The age old activity of recieving a blowjob while pinching a loaf and eating a meatball sub. Experts often let one meatball slip and splatter upon the female's head during orgasm.
Any fine sub or hoagie restaurant should have three rest rooms, one designated for Men, one for Women, and the largest designated for Blumpkins.
by Aditya, son of Kieron October 20, 2006