Urban Dictionary: Blumpkin

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Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...

"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!

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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.

Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.

by Zac! May 02, 2005

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When your spouse gives you a blow job while you are taking a shit on the toilet

Stacey gave me a blumpkin last night in the bathroom.

by Jakesolly March 11, 2016

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when a woman blows a man while he is pooping

"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."

by on vacation June 02, 2009

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Getting a blow job while your taking a shit!

"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"

by meloveuloooongtime July 31, 2009

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a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.

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by branden areia February 11, 2009

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