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Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
by Ben Yaass Dover August 04, 2018
May 1 Word of the Day
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
by Von Hayes March 09, 2005
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Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
by blumpkinmaster December 20, 2007
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to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
by bread infection October 21, 2005
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The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.
by CassiusKarp June 09, 2010