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Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.
"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin
by mordbdconversation. June 02, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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